arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

doctorwhoslostcompanion:

im-not-a-climbing-frame:

9gag:

Melondramatic

Water you doing with your life

This makes me feel meloncholy
"Let’s get drunk at midnight, listen to our favorite songs and kiss so much that our lips burn"
-(via partsoflove)

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wifiqueen:

shekillswithkissesxo:

allisimpson:

idksassy:

deslaurier:

fuckingmercutio:

youngandoldfashioned:

Ladies and gentlemen, James Franco

oh dear god

Fucking fuck me

Omg

ahahah

Oh shit

xx
but the shadow on the wall…it’s not her..

theflyingdutchman:

why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life

born-t0-lose:

A Day To Remember - I Heard It’s The Softest Thing Ever
almighty-ignorance:

dekutree:

leagueanimeandcosplay:

spriit:

internet-legend:

thatfunnygarrettguy:

Jesus Christ what just happened.

look at different people each time tho

sHE THREW A BABY

THE COP JUST RUNS

nigga jumped out a window

and no one is going to mention the person on fire then?